Sacred Subway

Puttin' Funeral Parlours out of Business

You sacreligious pig, don't mock the New York Subway, it's a sacred mafia burial ground :)

Joy to all beings

Youth

What's Left Now?

Explain to your great-grandchildren why you didn't leave them any natural resources; nothing but a ruined economy and a huge ecological mess to clean up at their own expense, and you'll understand why the younger generation doesn't respect you.

Joy to all beings

Fester-val

Beanz by all Meanz

We just got wind of a big baked bean festival going on in Canberra.

Joy to all beings

Now now, here here.

Time, Place and Circumstance

There is a time and a place for everything. The time is NOW the place is HERE. Try not to overdo it.

Joy to ALL beings

Evil

Raptors of the Debts

Don't look now but velociraptors are sneaking up on you.

It's such a cruel world!

This world is only as cruel as you make it.

Joy to ALL beings