Manthropology Lecture
by
Dr Buzz Fly
by
Dr Buzz Fly
How to Become a Worm in Stool
The important thing about becoming a worm in stool is the process. By being mean of spirit and seeing only filthy things, like people who criticize others, one gains the ability to become attracted to the worm environment.
Thus if we lie, cheat, steal, publicly glorify ourselves whilst belittling others, etc, and, actively seeking every opportunity, criticize whenever the opportunity presents itself (like all the time you idiot), one's chances of becoming a worm in stool are greatly enhanced and quick success is assured.
Editor's note: to become a great soul, simply reverse the above process. Living in a positive world begins by getting rid of your negative outlook.
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